The parents of that woman you find annoying at parties, and the parents of the guy she’s clung to for six years, cordially invite you to feel completely out of place for several hours.
Your presence is humbly requested to help stave off judgmental looks from family members who remain unaware how few friends the socially inept couple has.
Taking place on a weekend you were otherwise looking forward to, we request you mark your calendars so you can dread this obligation for months to come.
Feel free to stress over your gift budget, and what your frugality says about you and your commitment to a friendship you were, until now, entirely unaware of.
Please join us as we celebrate with dinner, dancing, and cautious optimism.
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